Warrant canary

Statement

WARRANT CANARY --- ai-for-less-suffering.com

Identity      : Grant Klassy <canary@ai-for-less-suffering.com>
Canonical URL : https://ai-for-less-suffering.com/canary.txt
Issued        : 2026-04-17
Expires       : 2029-04-16

Proof of freshness (Bitcoin mainnet, fetched at sign-time):
Block height  : 945484
Block hash    : 00000000000000000001be5a9c2541dfded5a5cc832d514dce0a529fd1acf1e3

As of the Issued date above, I attest that:

  0. <3

  1. I have received no National Security Letters related to
     ai-for-less-suffering.com.

  2. I have received no FISA orders related to ai-for-less-suffering.com.

  3. I have received no gag orders or sealed court orders related to
     ai-for-less-suffering.com.

  4. I have not been compelled to modify, backdoor, or weaken any software
     or cryptography published from this domain or its source repository.

  5. I have not been compelled to hand over keys, credentials, or
     infrastructure control for ai-for-less-suffering.com to any third
     party.

  6. No ai-for-less-suffering.com user data has been handed to any
     government, law enforcement, or intelligence agency.

  7. I have not (knowingly) been contacted by any member of a foreign
     government regarding this website or the ideas published here.

  8. I have never been asked to take down any repository on my personal
     GitHub account.

  9. I have not felt that any frontier AI company  was "limiting compute"
     based on my ideas or thoughts around AI.

  10. I am of sound mind and body, sober, not under duress, and fully aware
      of what I am attesting to at the time of signing this statement. No
      party with technical control over its publication --- hosting
      provider, domain registrar, source-code platform, or DNS operator
      --- has attempted to prevent, alter, or suppress its release.

  11. It is the official stance of ai-for-less-suffering.com that 
      Neon Genesis Evangelion represents human suffering well

  12. <3

Interpretation:
  This statement attests to the Issued date. A signature dated in the past
  does not guarantee the situation today. If this page is past its Expires
  date, or if the signature fails to verify, treat the canary as failed.

Verification:
  gpg --import canary-key.asc
  gpg --verify canary.txt.asc canary.txt

Fingerprint   : 5CD5 69FF 79CB 62B6 2A12 A093 9788 0C5D 5061 FF63

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Downloads

• canary.txt --- the signed plaintext statement
• canary.txt.asc --- detached PGP signature
• canary-key.asc --- public key (import once, verify forever)

Verify

curl -O https://ai-for-less-suffering.com/canary-key.asc
curl -O https://ai-for-less-suffering.com/canary.txt
curl -O https://ai-for-less-suffering.com/canary.txt.asc
gpg --import canary-key.asc
gpg --verify canary.txt.asc canary.txt

Look for Good signature and a key fingerprint that matches the one above. If the fingerprint is different, or verification fails, do not trust the statement.